The Random Guide To The Galaxy

Episode 14: Stupid Things To Do To Your Computer, Begging & Doped Up Pigeons

2006-11-24T17:24:00.000Z

Sorry we have not been able to post this up till today there was a problem with our computer. But it is almost 12 minutes of random podcasting for you to download. There is a Top Ten of Stupid Things to do to Your Computer and all usual features you have come to know and detest. We also bring news of old woman dealing crack cocaine to pidgeons and the RSPCA (yes they did pay us a substantial amount!) So download and subscribe this top quality podcast with toilet cleaning capabilities as standard. As always your are more than welcome to drop us a line here or vote on Podcast Alley.

Episode 13: Painful Deaths, Complaining & Baldies

2006-11-03T19:41:00.000Z

Episode 13 is here and some may say that this is extremely unlucky for us as we produce an load ways to die really painfully, a plug for Songs of Praise & enforce wig wearing for baldies (sorry, bald listeners)! Anyway it would be nice to recieve some emails (wink, wink, hint, hint) and to get some votes somewhere! Theres a good reason to do so... just we forgot it! The Top Ten List Of Painful Deaths may appeal to some listeners and may also leave some cowering behind their iPods! We also bring a random selection of random features but we are welcome to any ideas so email us and let us know what you think. It's good to be back!

Episode 12: Appreciation Days, Dodgy Charity & Chinese Resturaunts

2006-10-30T10:01:00.000Z

We apologise in advance for the apalling sound quality(laptop fan) and the fact that we have only put this up Monday both are caused by the fact that our computer has crashed (excuses, excuses). Anyway this weeks podcast is our longest podcast to date so there's even more randomness to enjoy. We dive into the seriously strange world of Appreciation Days as well as this we bring the usual features such as The News, Plug Of The Week & Lawsuit Of The Week. Please take time out just to vote for us on Podcast Alley or leave a review on iTunes. Thanks for listening and feel free to drop us an email.

Episode 11: Things To Say To Chavs, The Antiques Roadshow & Complaining Old Farts

2006-10-20T21:10:00.000+01:00

Anyway after a ridiculously long amount of time we're back with all your favourite features including Plug Of The Week, The News & School Of Random. This weeks Top Ten is the Top Ten Things To Say To Chavs At Work. Anyway hope you enjoy the hilarity any ideas for any of our features email them to us! We need to regain some sort of audience so if your bothering to read this please take time out just to vote for us on Podcast Alley or leave a review on iTunes. Thanks for listening and staying subscribed for so long. It's been a while but we're back!

Episode 10: Injuries Caused By Stupidity, Toadstone & The News

2006-05-05T21:40:00.000+01:00

OK. Welcome to Episode 10. Yes the wait is finally over and the quality finish has been provided. Anyway in this weeks show there are capers afoot as we produce the best (/worst! It's your opinion!) 10 minutes plus of random nonsense.

Coming Up:

This weeks Top Ten List of Injuries Caused By Stupidity
Lawsuit of the Week
School of Random
The News
And Much More

OK. In five bullet points that is this weeks podcast so download, subscribe, but whatever you do, ENJOY!!! And if you enjoy it so much why not vote for us on Podcast Alley, we seem to be doing rather well this month so keep up the good work folks!

Episode 9: Things That Annoy Us, Octoman & Police Brutality

2006-04-22T09:13:00.000+01:00

Hey, everybody welcome to episode 9. This week see's the end of our feature 'Nuclear Missile' in "brutal" fashion! Anyway you'll have to listen to find out what we're banging on about! This weeks Top Ten is the Things That Annoy Us, as well as Hybrid Of The Week and the news. So we'll hear from you all next week when we're coming from a very secure environment! Also don't forget to vote for us at Podcast Alley and why not drop us an email. Bye :-).

Episode 8: Getting Yourself Fired, Cats & The Usual Rubbish

2006-04-05T13:43:00.000+01:00

Thats right a Wednesday special edition of The Random Guide To The Galaxy. The reason: We can't get enough of bringing you people wonderful podcasts! (Roughly Translated As= I'm going on holiday tommorrow!) Anyway this weeks podcast contains one new feature, a top ten and the usual rubbish! The Superhero Of The Week takes a turn for the teeth as we bring you Dr. Dent (are they all doctors!). I see we are 247'th in Podcast Alley so keep on voting!!! Thats it from this weeks podcast...Adios Amigos...

Episode 7: April Fools Day Parnks, Senecide & Dr. Mustachio

2006-04-01T07:20:00.000+01:00

Sorry that I couldn't post this till this morning, but hey look on the bright side most the pranks would work best on a Monday anyway! Anyway after not doing a show last week the show must go on, so we have all our regular features plus a couple of new ones. This week we have the top ten list of April Fools Day pranks, a rap from a mental patient, and much more. Also you can check out the Superhero of the Week (Dr. Mustachio) here. We'd like give a special thanks to Audacity without which this podcast would be horrendously filled with mistakes! It's a new month so dont forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley! And remember don't try any of the pranks mentioned in our list on your boss!!!

Episode 6: St. Patrick's Day, Small People & Not Much Else

2006-03-17T20:53:00.000Z

Wow, our sixth podcast, we're surprised that we haven't been stopped by some sort of authority! This week we have a St. Patrick's Day themed list but if you disagree with any of our choices then feel free to comment (our research was very rushed!). Also the usual features minus Superhero of the Week. Oh yes, and we nearly get exterminated by a nuclear missile. And all within ten minutes, amazing!

Episode 5: Wacky Sreet Names in the USA, Elephants & Some New Features

2006-03-10T19:31:00.000Z

Hey everyboy podcast number 5 hits the road and after four episodes of the same old rubbish we actually think of some new features (special thanks to George Bush from Texas ;-). We certainly had our thinking hats on this week and since we don't have an official catchphrase we were wondering if you guys could help us out (Our Starter is: 'Download & Randomize your iPod today), but we're sure you can do better! Our Top Ten this week is the Whackiest Street names in America (not very well thought out but it made us laugh!). And thanks for all your votes on Podcast Alley, special thanks to Paul and Judy @ Total Podcastrophe, anonymous+family and Big Matt for being our special guest! Catch you all next week in the pod...

Episode 4: Warnings for Idiots, Chavs & Random Stuff

2006-02-25T12:14:00.000Z

Sorry (again) for not doing a show for so long. We did record one but it was so bad that we deleted it from our system never to be heard by your ears. We also have a sponser www.random-radio.co.uk and you can check out our very own page at www.random-radio.co.uk/podcast . How cool is that! Anyway head over there and check it out. Back to show, our Top Ten this week is about Warnings for Idiots. Also we hate chavs so we share it with the world and let all our listeners in on a Random Fact & Joke. We hope to another show next week. And for pity's sake will at least one of you vote for us on Podcast Alley. Please! IT'S RANDOM!!!

Episode 3: Old People, Orange Cars & The Adventures of Mojo The Monkey

2006-01-27T19:51:00.000Z

Hi, sorry about not doing a podcast last week the official line is that I had a cold but the unofficial one is that we were on strike because none of you voted for us on Podcast Alley. This week we are very organized and do everything that we are supposed to do! Our top ten this week is about Old People. We also plug a few websites because we were slightly lazy this week but here they are thanks to:

Random Paddy @ randompatrick.blogspot.com for providing our Monkey News
A Random person @ www.jclaurito.blogspot.com for being our Loser of the Week.

Anyway another week another podcast. You can e-mail us at therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk and vote for us at Podcast Alley. Please do both of these things or David will get angry! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Episode 2: Make People Stare At You In Public & The Hating of Monday's

2006-01-13T19:36:00.000Z

We came unprepared this week (God we are an unprofessional pair) so no Monkey News or Loser of the Week. But we do bother to think up a new idea, Hate Clubs, and write a decent Top Ten. Anyway don't forget to vote for us at Podcast Alley and let us know what you think of the show at therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk. MONDAY'S SUCK!

Episode 1:Toast, Losers of 2005 & Monkey News

2006-01-06T18:41:00.000Z

Hi, this is our first podcast so bear with us e-mail your comments to: therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk . In this weeks show we bring you some startling Monkey News, bring you the Loser of the 2005 and run down our Top Ten List of Things To put on Toast. Unforntunately Jordan had to leave half way through the show but it's our first podcast.